Season 1 Episode 9

Show Description

Steve unsuccessfully spends hours trying to get the best price for a PS2. It’s a rainy day and Karl gets his trousers wet, he muses that it wouldn’t be a good day to die. He also tells Ricky and Steve an “interesting” fact about escalators on the London underground.

Steve gives us some early monkey news, Karl says the unlikely phrase “if you shave a tiger” and we learn what colour a polar is at night. Steve and Karl provide helpful hints if you’re planning on murdering someone.

Karl chucks sand at crabs while on holiday and the guys are annoyed by Americanisms used by English people.

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Karl finds a cure for cancer in a packet of biscuits, Steve had an unfortunate encounter with Richard Wilson at an awards show. Karl explains his lack of education is down to frequent caravan holidays to Wales.

Ricky shows off his interview skills with Steve and reveals he’s been invited onto the TV show “Room 101”. One of his pet hates is people who are annoying, hmmm. Steve is annoyed by a recent visit to the cinema.

Pop Idol is discussed, they ponder whether Will Young or Gareth Gates will win, remember them? They also reveal China has a terrifying weapon.

Selected Comments

omg they talk SO MUCH RUBBISH!! hilarious though. but still everything they say is totally ridiculous

the beginings of monkey news

Karl exploring other cultures... Sounds llike a Dali painting or just the harbinger of Apocalypse.

lol, I absolutely love them. Merchant calling Ricky out on polar bears was hilarious

its hilarious to hear him talking about his ps2 and stuff

Didn't know us American's had cool accents......I was always jealous of the British accent.

loved the little merchant baguette callback! and poor dachsunds, sometimes humans really suck..