Season 3 Episode 4

Show Description

England have just won the Rugby World Cup much to the lad’s enjoyment. The guys reminisce about playing sport at school which Steve found difficult because of his glasses.

Ricky plays back an abusive phone message he received from Karl and Steve moans about being propositioned by a prostitute while on his mobile. Karl attacks Steve’s appearance yet again this time via an anecdote from a friend.

Karl talks about “Ivor the Terrible” and the “bloke who painted that ceiling”. He also features in the film “Pulp Fiction” but can’t come up with any monkey news this week.

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Karl wonders what the purpose of butt plugs are, a listener calls in to explain. He also tells an appalling anecdote about a blind date he once went on.

Karl is fascinated by a documentary he saw about parasites and recounts the stories from the programme with added embellishment. He also gets confused about Peter the Great cutting his wife’s lover’s head off.

Karl gives his finest acting performance in “A Few Good Men” and the guys review demos sent in by bands. No proper Monkey News yet again but tells us about Donna Air letting a gorilla look after her baby.

Selected Comments

How can Karl mock Steve's looks? Karl looks like a shaved chimp.

I love how the Pilkster starts out the message really calm, then gets angrier and angrier as it goes on.

yea he's really subtle in his anger which is normal for people from the north of england, but he really escalates haha i think thats why he's so listenable /watchable, he defends his insane notions to the very last

Don't know when Karl became such an "expert" on what's attractive in a man...

Who cares that Steve's "odd" looking? He's a handsome geezer. :)

I think Steve's actually kinda cute...would rather him than Karl really.